I am sad to report the passing of a once great leader, the Republican Party. The Republican party once known as a fearless leader of the downtrodden, oppressed and hard working American family passed with little to no recognition on Wednesday, October 16, 2013. While the public waited with baited breath, hoping for a miracle, once again they were brought to their knees after slogging through muck and mud for this party. Survived by none, remembered with no great fondness by many, they leave behind trillions of dollars in debt, disgust, and the realization that there is no two party system, just demigods who pocket the hard working Americans dollar to spend on illegals, criminals, and generation after generation of welfare lifers, as well as their own families who thanks to payouts will never suffer as the future of America is going to suffer. So long farewell and don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
In other news, three villages in Nebraska are missing their idiots. Fortenberry, Smith and Terry are reported to have snuck in and robbed Nebraska children of any future. While they can usually be found sitting on the fence anywhere throughout Nebraska they are at large as of today. Reportedly no one in Nebraska is hoping to find them and are hoping they find another place to roost other than the state they left behind. Personally I am recommending they look at moving to Woodbury, the Governor there is lookng for a few good men and they would fit right in.
5 hats for this 1 head..... 